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Ivy - Sonata of Temptation

This music video bear bears no similarity, relation or resemblance to Final Fantasy: Advent Children, a production of Square-Enix. None whatsoever. We swear.

Wikipedia: Why You Can't Get Off Highway 85 at Winchester Blvd. While Going North

“The town of Los Gatos and city of Saratoga added to the complexity and cost of the planning and implementation; to avoid excessive noise, they insisted that the freeway be built below grade (at an eventual additional cost of US$60 million), that it have only three lanes in each direction: the leftmost lane being a HOV lane, and two lanes carrying standard traffic; furthermore, no trucks over 4.5 tons (4.0 metric tons) be allowed on the road. In addition, to prevent what they felt would be excessive additional traffic on their surface streets, they lobbied heavily to prevent having any freeway entrances or exits in their cities. Full interchanges were originally planned at Winchester Boulevard, Quito Road, Saratoga Avenue, and Prospect Road; the final compromise placed only a half interchange at Winchester and completely did away with the Quito and Prospect interchanges. As a result, backups at entrances to the freeway near these cities are tremendous during morning rush hour, and Los Gatos and Campbell residents who want to take 85 southward must go two or three miles (3 to 5 km) out of their way to find a ramp onto the freeway.”

Thanks, assholes.

NHTSA May Force All-Orange Turn Signals

Yes! Brake lights that double as turn signals have aways been a pet peeve of mine. Red is for brakes, orange is for blinkers. Period.

Mike Song Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine (via mikeosong)

Wife Smashes Soon-To-Be-Ex-Husband's Challenger SRT8 With Hammer

At least he already had a new asian girlfriend lined up.

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Here Are Some Cute Ducks Trying to Use an Escalator

These ducks represent my life, in a nutshell.

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Don’t bother hiding your jealousy. You want a bacon tux.

Don’t bother hiding your jealousy. You want a bacon tux.

California Lawmakers Spend $400K On Luxury Hybrids During Budget Crisis

Perhaps cutting their government vehicle spending costs instead of social programs and the like is too much to ask. Not that I’m the least bit surprised.